An American, An Englishman and a Norwegian were talking in a bar...
When the american said:
- Did you know that our air force is so big, that when all our planes are out flying. We can't even see the sun!
- That is nothing! - the Englishman answered, - Our Navy is so huge, that if we line up all our boats we can walk on a straight line all the way from England to America without getting wet feet.
After a short while the Norwegian said:
- One day when I was taking a piss in the forest, 14 crows landed on my penis... At the same time.
That was when they all realized that maybe, just maybe... They over exaggerated their statements.
The American continued:
- Well, maybe we do see the sun shining through....
The Englishman answered:
- And we actually have to swim a bit to reach the american shoreline...
Then the Norwegian said:
- And those 14 crows... Well, they were sitting pretty close together.
Three couples are eating breakfast in the restaurant
They're early birds, and the only ones there. It's an American, an English and a Norwegian couple. The American says to his wife
"Can you send me the sugar, sugar?"
The Englishman overhears him, and, thinking he can't be any worse than an American, asks his wife
"Will you pass me the honey, honey?"
The Norwegian guy hears both of them and thinks for himself that he really has something to learn from these guys. So he turns to his wife and says
"Get me the milk, you cow!"
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